Hii Pesa Si Ya Mama Yako -Nick Quach poem

HII PESA SIO YA MAMA YAKO(HPSYMY) - Nick Quach.
 This tout says its 30 coins to town,
 Then when I give it to him he starts                 to frown,
 That I should give him 50 and act like am grown,
 Listen 'makanga', HPSYMY.
 The road to Kenyatta Hospital is bumpy,
 Harsh when it shines and when it rains swampy,
 Murram every day and digging making the road dusty,
 Listen Mr Contractor, HPSYMY.
 My driving licence check,
 The condition of my car tick,
 But still on the road you call me to the back,
 No chai afande, HPSYMY.
 I am walking past the national archives,
 I get swarmed by children like bees from a beehive,
 Uncle saidia ten and some just five,
 Listen watoto go to school HPSYMY.
 I hear you go abroad,
 To go and study lifts and how to make a road,
 You even sponsor yourselves to make your computer knowledge broad,
 Listen MCA, HPSYMY.
 'My darling I need a pedicure,
 Facelift hairdo and manicure,
 My bottom too I need to insure',
 I am not rude love but HPSYMY.
 You say I have talent,
 You know I play like Pele & Okocha,
 But to be in your squad I must sponsor your shopping voucher,
 While the peanuts you pay me are a torture,
 Listen coach, HPSYMY.
 You want me to kill a brother,
 So that you can rise & be our father,
 While the leso, coins & lunch that you buy me,
 Is from my tax,
 Listen mheshimiwa HPSYMY.

Kenyan musician Avril Nyambura lesbian sex photos leak (18+)

The 'Kitu Kimoja' hit singer Avril Nyambura made news after her unclad pictures circulated on the internet. The artist was not as popular as she is now.

Many believe that she leaked them in a bid to create publicity. Avril claimed that the images were photoshopped by a malicious individual.

At the time, the musician was involved in a fling with Dj Crème de la crème who was engaged to his beautiful fiancée.

If you didn't get a chance to see the famous  pictures, here they are:

‘The View’

“It’s been seven wonderful years on ‘The View’ and after careful consideration it is time for me to move on,” Shepherd said in a statement. “I am extremely grateful to Barbara Walters and Bill Gedde for giving me the opportunity. I look forward to the business opportunities that lay ahead for me and I am incredibly grateful to my ‘View’ family and my fans for supporting me on this journey.”

“The View will be moving in an exciting new direction next season and ABC has made decisions to evolve the show creatively,” ABC said in a statement.

Rumors that Shepherd was looking to exit the series first surfaced last November, when a “well-placed production source” told Radar Online that the star was “worried she’ll be out of a job after Barbara [Walters] leaves,” and was “quietly looking for new opportunities.”

No word yet on who will be replacing the duo, but Whoopi Goldberg is expected to return for Season 18.

Shia LaBeouf Arrested At Broadway Show, Charged With Disorderly Conduct

UPDATE: An NYPD spokesperson tells Us Weekly that Shia LeBeouf "has been charged with disorderly conduct. He was also charged with criminal trespass. While at Studio 54 he was upsetting patrons, being loud and yelling. He'll be jailed. There will be a court appearance for this matter."

"Shia seemed out of sorts," a source tells Us. "He was interacting with strangers during the show and slapping peoples' backsides. He was trying to avoid the police and fell. Then he was cursing at the police while being taken into custody."

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Shia LaBeouf was handcuffed and escorted out of a production of Cabaret in New York City on June 26, a source confirms to Us Weekly.

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The 28-year-old was reportedly being "disruptive" during the Broadway production which stars Michelle Williams and Alan Cumming. A show source tells Us: "He was disruptive during act one and escorted out of Studio 54 at intermission."

As to what exactly the actor was doing, another source tells Us LeBeouf was "harassing audience members, harassing actors on the stage, and chain smoking inside the theater."

A NYPD PIO officer confirms to Us: "He was removed from Studio 54 and taken to a local precinct. No charges have been filed as of yet."

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According to Broadway World, bystanders on the street where LeBeouf exited say the Transformers actor was "in tears when taken away by police."

A rep for LeBeouf could not be reached.

Late Thursday night, Lena Dunham sounded off on the incident on Twitter, writing, "I feel you Shia: In 1993 I was carried out of Les Mis screaming because I couldn't handle the intimations of death." She added in a second tweet: "'You know you're a f--kin' G when you're arrested during Cabaret.'--Gillian Jacobs."